for-mi-ca-tion:

testosteronetwink:

@closet-keys tags:

wild-zamboni:

Ratatouille is a good movie and all but can we stop ignoring the weird sub plot about how it’s wrong for rats to steal? Like. What are they supposed to do then? Buy food? From the grocery store? With WHAT MONEY ratatouille?

valkyriesmjolnir:

the security at the Met Gala watching the actresses who were in Ocean’s 8 to make sure nothing happened

woman-respecter:

farmlesbians:

cheatermcbiscuit:

Glad literally the entire notes section is on the same page

catboycafe:

tenya:

tenya:

I have a horrible secret to share. to the five of you who care to keep up with new build a bear releases, you’ve probably noticed a lot of bald yellow animals lately. the lion, pineapple, narwhal, etc. there’s a reason for that. it’s because they made too much of it expecting the minions from despicable me to sell well. but they didn’t. so now they have all this extra yellow fabric to use. so all these new releases? yeah. they’re made out of minion skin

source: I work there and handle tens of these things per day. they’re the same. it’s all the same fabric

minion transmutation…

curioscurio:

jedi council really let obi-wan join when he sits like a victoria’s secret model. my mans general grevious looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s servicing some different parts that night… swingin a different lightsaber…

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

Tired: rearranging the letters on school signs into something funny

Wired: writing an award winning book to trick your principal into saying something funny

unclefather:

eternal-fractal:

tiktokstowatch:

IS THAT ANOTHER EGG??

women can do anything